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Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
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quedding

A wedding between two gay men.

Created by merging the words queer and wedding.
"Don't forget that we're going to Greg and Danny's quedding tomorrow."

"In celebration of their love for each other, Dave and Chris would like to invite you to their quedding on Saturday, May 5."

"I need to pick up a quedding gift for Ben and Tommy."
by Rob & Ken December 17, 2004
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quedalmorph

a black albino midget or dwarf who can smoke or otherwise inhale through the anus

everyone has quedalmorph abilities;
there are ten stages or levels of quedalmorphs
1. you are human
2. you can whipe your own butt
3. you have worn an adult diaper
4. you are above the age of 16
5. you have had diareah for a week straight
6. you have multi doopers on a regular basis
7. you have swallowed a nail
8. you eat dingo babies
9. you have experienced the wild banshee
10. you are dead

for all of these levels you must have completed the previous levels to advance.

you can be demoted at any time for doing anything stupid but only by a higher level than yourself
That quedalmorph knows how to hook you up.

The quedalmorph at McDonalds can hook you up.

Hes a level 9 quedalmorph makin someone happy.
by Quedal Sensai March 1, 2008
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Queedle

Balancing on only on the front/back two legs of a chair
If you queedle on that chair you will break it.
by Lausyloo January 9, 2009
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Queef catcher

An individual who puts his/her lips around a woman's vagina as she queefs, effectively catching the queef in their mouth.
Michael was a known queef catcher, he would catch queefs in his mouth from noon to dusk. Daily.
by Ricky Johnston April 4, 2005
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ass queef

release of air during anal sex
mr. bailey ass queefed while his hairy boy friend ass rammed him.
by pound dat pussy July 24, 2007
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queef in a flower shop

I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.
by Nokmin of Adonai December 19, 2005
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