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Quarterback Keeper

When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is that the female tells the man that she is taking contraceptives when she knows she is not.
Usually done as a way of keeping a relationship going when there have been signs that the partnership may be coming to an end.
Man, I was going to dump her but then she pulled a Quarterback Keeper! Guess I'll have to stick around now.
by Lazylounger March 7, 2009
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Quarter

The French Quarter or Vieux Carré, a neighborhood in New Orleans.
I really liked my apartment in the Quarter, but I had to move to the Marigny when some yuppie consortium bought the building to make condos.
by Wandelndes Lexikon January 5, 2005
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quarter life crisis

When you realize suddenly that you've finished school, and it's time to Choose Your Career, and Support Yourself, and enter the Real World -- NOW -- and you have no eartly idea what to do. It doesn't help that you probably have absolutely no job experience whereas the jobs you see advertised everywhere want at least 3-5 years.

You can buy yourself some time to regroup by getting a McJob.
Oh god what do i do where do i go from here my resume sucks i suck and i don't have any money and if i go to my parents i'm a failure and i need to get out there and find a job but i don't see any that i want or that i think i'll know how to do very well or they won't hire me anyway 'cause i can't prove i'm any good so i think i'll just sit here in my room in the dark and curl up and go to sleep for awhile.......
by Never Knows Best May 11, 2004
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Quarantine

What you thought you had to do for only 2 weeks but actually at this point it's more like 24/7/366.
Yay!!!! I love being quarantined and stuck at home!!!!! This is the best thing ever!!!! :D
by Pialinist June 10, 2020
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Quarter Mile

The distance you speed through to show what your car is made of
by D_r3v January 27, 2012
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9 and 3 quartered

verb. the term refers to the act of walking into a solid wall that was in plain view.
This term is taken from the platform number 9 3/4s which wizards run through in the harry potter series to get on the Hogwarts Express.
The act of "9 and 3 quartering" an object is often the result of being ridiculously and unreasonably stoned.
"Is Marisa gonna be alright? She ran into that wall pretty hard"

"Yeah, she 9 and 3 quartered that bugger."
by sarahtheoriginator January 9, 2009
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Quarantine

Quarantining is driving (slowly) in a car by somebody's house and screaming "Quarantine" as loud as possible and laying on the horn. This activity is usually done late at night (but could also be done in the day time) with a group of people that is used to disturb big parties, or used as a prank to someone.
Elizabeth wasn't too happy about her house party getting Quarantined. It caused major disturbance and no one knew what was happening.
by quarantinespike May 26, 2010
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