Quagmire

Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!

its quagmire giggity giggity goo!

by WavyCrip May 31, 2019

a quagmire

when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.

"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.

by Kbucker13 April 25, 2011

quam

also known as flap snot

my hand got stuck in her sticky quam

by Neil November 15, 2004

quample

Subtle, blending into other things.

The water was quample tasting.

by Pinky monkey June 27, 2022

scrotilius quagmire

a self or mutual indulgence into scrotal fascination or stimulation

I fell into a scrotilius quagmire

by bodkin77 March 1, 2009

Quam

Someone whose stupidity is contradictory of evolution.

"That Quam, Peter, wouldn't be half as jobless if he would just learn to fucking read."

by Combatbat February 10, 2005

quam jam

when you take a girl home in your car after a night out and take her down a secluded back street and scuttle her no relising that the bitch is on her period and left a horrible messy mixture of period blood and quam on your seat.

Steven took a girl home after a heavy night out and shagged her on his car seat which left a davastating mess and left him with the worry of his girlfriend seeing the quam jam

by ste felch August 21, 2008