Purse badger

A person, typically female, who keeps their proximity or RFID badge in their purse at all times. While not typically a problem, the purse badger will always hold up a group of weary-eye, late-arrivals at the entrance while she tries in vain to scan the badge through the sidewall of the purse. The purse badger is an animal of convenience and necessity, and does not remove the badge from the purse for any reason. If the badge cannot be scanned, the next person in line will be forced to use their badge to open the door so the group may pass.

I was late to work because the purse badger was holding up the line at the door.

by W0lf Dick June 2, 2018

Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.

Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.

by Vangaales May 23, 2018

coin pursing

The act of a male sticking his testicle into a females butthole.

I tried coin pursing and it hurt my balls.

by FerryRose April 27, 2019

purse chicken

Smuggling contraband food into a movie theater, such as chicken wings, via a purse. Describes all food not just chicken.

What purse chicken do we have for Guardians of the Galaxy?

by sadieruns May 28, 2017

supply the purse

To supply the purse is to Bring girls for the party. Or pay for your girl while you're out.

You make sure we have good music, and I'll supply the purse.
Don't worry about bringing cash to the bar baby, I'll supply the purse

by R3DtheSAVAG3 June 27, 2017

jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.

by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017

Change purse

A man's ball sack.

"I think those swim trunks ate too small, Tony. I can see your change purse!"

by Mymotherfucker247 February 14, 2018