purse candy

Hard candies that your grandma bought at Walgreen's in 1998 that are sitting in the bottom of her purse.

Grandma: Oh Matthew, you're getting cranky. Let grandma give you some purse candy to boost your blood sugar.

by @price5233 June 20, 2020

coin pursing

The act of a male sticking his testicle into a females butthole.

I tried coin pursing and it hurt my balls.

by FerryRose April 27, 2019

jerky purse

A vagina.

She likes sausage in her jerky purse.

by JerkyPurse February 11, 2017

prawn purse

Another word for a smelly unclean vagina

She dropped her Primark leggings and out popped her prawn purse

by Thepope92 January 10, 2021

Purse Burger

When Brandy is fully shithoused and hides Mcdoubles in her purse for sober Brandy in the morning/afternoon.

Fuck yes, just found this purse burger cause I’m so goddamn hungry.

by Vangaales May 23, 2018

Snack Purse

Great tasting pussy. Lips opening up to a sweet and delicious snack!

"She had the best snack purse."
"Yo bitch, let me try your sweet snack purse."

by kbomb87 May 26, 2014

Purse Vomit

The contents of a purse, after they have been poured out onto the floor or a table. Purse vomit can be found when women have lost their car keys or makeup or then they are transferring the contents of one purse to another.

I came home and found purse vomit all over my floor with Mary digging through it, trying to find her keys.

by Nemo Noone December 26, 2011