pubicategory

How to define the way a female / male maintains there pubic hair from 1 to 5.

"Dude, what was her pubicategory?"

Answers as follows:

Category 5: 'Au Naturale' completely untouched full length
Category 4: Full length but some areas shaved/waxed
Category 3: No shaving or waxing but trimmed all over
Category 2: Trimmed short and waxed/shaved into a shape e.g. 'Brazialian' 'Landing Strip' etc
Catagory 1: Completely shaved i.e. 'Hollywood'

by twosup September 10, 2010

panicure

Biting your nails down, on hands and/or toes, because you are so panicked about something.

I gave myself a panicure last night after me and BJ's condom broke and I forgot my birth control.

by bj2010 November 17, 2010

pubic salad

When a person goes down on a woman (oral sex) and she has unshaven genitalia. (hairy vagina munch)

Dode! I just had a my first pubic salad.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.

by museo gam January 27, 2011

Pubic Scare

When you about to have sex and the partner takes of his/her pants and there are so many pubes that you either get turned off or go into shock.

John: I was at the bar last night and I got this girl to come home with me but when I took off her pants I felt like Tarzan about to enter the jungle, the bitch gave me a huge pubic scare!
Jim: Damn, did you go into shock?
John:Nah, I went out, bought a machete, came back and made my way into the jungle!
Jim: Really?
John: Hell no, even Indiana Jones wouldn't enter that temple! I passed the fuck out!
Jim:Pussy
John: STFU

by Why da hell is u readin dis? January 12, 2012

Panic smoking

When you're in a bait situation but need to smoke a cigarette, so you smoke it as fast as you can before getting caught

*text message*
Josh: hey where are you?
Saff: on the school hill panic smoking but don't come over here else you'll draw some attention

by chickennnsoup November 1, 2015

Panicus Hispanicus

Medical terminology for a state often seen and depicted in Hispanic culture of over expression of emotions associated with increased heart rate, rapid respiration’s, increased pitch and volume of voice, dramatic hand gestures and near-syncope. Individual can be seen doing their best impression of “Maria” from every telenovela ever. Similar to Hispanic Panic, Drama Queen.

How’s the patient in room 2? Oh, she’s perfectly fine... seems like a case of Panicus Hispanicus.

by ProffChaos December 5, 2019

Signature panic

When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl

- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?

- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!

Or:

- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!

by guy_interruptd December 17, 2009