Pulzz

shit ident maker that has a ego

Pulzz doesn't know how to make an ident

by kqvfxxx June 20, 2022

Peltzed

Chinese term for waxing ones butthole

I wasn’t feeling like myself so I went into town, spred my flappers and said “I’d like one peltzed please, thanks sir”

by Toddcoyne3 December 7, 2022

Putz

That guy at the boat launch who seems to be able to back in, but always forgets the darn plug. He is lucky to have not sunk a boat completely.

Look at that PUTZ. He has tried to sink his boat 3 times in one day.

by Chimp racing February 17, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putz12

A man in his 40's who rages over the Splatoon franchise. He is a former competitive eater.

"GIVE ME MY FUCKING RAINMAKER YOU SACK OF SHIT!!!"

-Putz12

by wrenh July 17, 2024

puhtz

A person who is a general dickhead, tryhard, that's no good at anything he does. Generally also lame

"That Stan guy is a total PUHTZ!"
"That dude over there's an absolute PUHTZ"

by Bjorkswag September 16, 2023