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Jade Puget

The only guy in the world who doesn't look like a total retard in pink. He's a guitar GOD and his hair is TOTALLY AWESOME! He is SOOOO hot!
Jade is So0o0o0o sexy and he is as close to perfect as anyone can get!!
by A Jade Lover January 1, 2004
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punter

in the UK it is also a person who gambles (risk money on guessing the results or outcome of something).
Bookies are offering all their favorite punters 2 to 1 odds on the boxing match tonight.
by Lisa Lorraine November 20, 2017
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Mug Punter

A mug punter is someone who thinks he's good at betting on sport but is, in fact, hopeless. He can be found on betting site forums and can easily be spotted by the pathetic attention-seeking nature of his posts where he proclaims he's the greatest tipster / master of betting etc, and follow-up posts to point out the occasional winner he selects. Most of these winners are blindingly obvious and at short priced odds.

His tips usually follow a pattern of a short run of success, which promotes a feeling of invincibility, followed by the inevitable extra large bet on a loser, wiping out his entire bank. Then nothing will be heard from him for several weeks, whereupon he re-emerges having scraped together some more money for another go.

He is the opposite of the shrewdie.

It usually pays to oppose the mug's selections.
betman robbing is a MUG punter
by a shrewdie December 15, 2008
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Cunt Punt

To kick a female in the Vagina
"hey Jana...Cunt Punt!"
"Oh my god!"
by RawrRizzo January 23, 2009
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Punting Lolly

Another word for a slut or a prostitute.
This word is yet unknown to many so it is used like a codename in the hope that the girl doesn't know that she is being called a slut.
Friend 1: Omg that girl is a punting lolly
Friend 2: YEAH LOL
Girl: *Thinks* huh what does that mean? :S
by Knowitalllll March 26, 2013
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Jade Puget

a super sexy guy who should always wear thin leather pants and is the best guitarist in this sad sad world
by deadly blonde May 31, 2003
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Punting

rowing down a river in a wannabe gondola with a big stick, usually done by posh uni students in Oxford or Cambridge....or tourists....or romantic couples on their first holiday together :)
Oh har har Charles! Look at us and our diplomas punting down this cambridgeshire river, we live our lives spiffingly well!
by katost May 8, 2011
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