for men: the catchment area around the base of the penis usefull to stop spunk dripping on your balls after a good hard wank.
for women: the only pratical use is to punish their boyfriends but not shaving then demanding a make up munch.
for women: the only pratical use is to punish their boyfriends but not shaving then demanding a make up munch.
man lays on his back expressing himself the way he knows best as he is so distracted he forgets to reach for a tissue eee by gum what a mess but he has to stand to reach his wiper low and behold the sex wee gets trapped in his spiders web and saves the carpet. PUBES!!
by moggysbollocks September 15, 2009
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by dj gs68 August 23, 2003
Get the pubes mug.When your pubes spontaneously explode, triggering a chain reaction which causes your entire body to explode. After the violent explosion, your remains come back together forcefully like a black hole and contract themselves down into one single, giant pube.
In the middle of Thursday brunch, Thomas unexpectedly pubesploded. After we recovered from the blinding flash, all we found of his remains was one long, giant pube in the middle of his chair.
by Tim March 31, 2004
Get the pubesplode mug.Once used as a derogatory term for ginger people, ginger pubes has evolved into a standard greeting to all ginger people. Some more esoteric variations include carrot crotch, red rug, rusty nuts and of course singing "ginger pubes, ginger pubes" to the tune of "Peggy sue". Can also be pronounced ginga poobs when the joke gets tired.
Phil: oi oi ginger pubes! how's it hanging?
Simon: not three bad mate, how's you now?
Phil: sound, mate, sound. (sings): GINGER PUBES, GINGER PUBES, GINGER GINGER
GINGER G-G-GINGER PUBES, OH GINGER, YOU GINGER PU-U-UBES!"
Simon: I'm gonna stab you tonight.
Phil: Not with that sunburn you won't, carrot crotch!
Simon: not three bad mate, how's you now?
Phil: sound, mate, sound. (sings): GINGER PUBES, GINGER PUBES, GINGER GINGER
GINGER G-G-GINGER PUBES, OH GINGER, YOU GINGER PU-U-UBES!"
Simon: I'm gonna stab you tonight.
Phil: Not with that sunburn you won't, carrot crotch!
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