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When your grandmother puts a ziploc bag around your sphincter and proceeds to squeeze your sides and squeeze your nuts. You release fecal matter in to the bag, and shoot jizz on her face; she quickly closes it and takes it to the neighbors to feed it to their cat Rodriguez.
Frederickson: "What up dude?

Goldleaf: "Not nothin' my MeeMaw just gave a me a Prometheus."

Frederickson: "Fuckin A, you da man."
by Kelan Watkins December 4, 2007
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The Prometheus Theory

Theory, The Prometheus Pro•me•theus The•or•y
Noun Adv. (Prom-thyüs thE-rE)

1 The philosophy that helping others brings torture and pain.

2 In party with Sod’s Law, in that everything that goes wrong has been caused by the Prometheus Theory.

3 The epitome of the unfairness of life.
1 Beggar: Money, Sir?
Man in Suit: Sorry... Prometheus Theory.

2 Man: Why did that anvil fall from the sky.
Man 2: Sod's Law?
Man 3: Naw, the Prometheus Theory.

3 Man: I got fired today.
Woman: Well, thats not good, I just went grocery shopping.
(Lights go out)
Man: Oh, so we can't... pay the bills?
Woman: Thats about the gist of it.
by Lord Shawn September 25, 2005
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Proven Winner

Proven Winner – Also refered to as a PW (pee-duyb) is an individual of known prominence in a broad and vast variety of things. Said individual needs not show merit for things because of previous accomplishments. He or she simply states, “Proven Winner,” and everyone understands his or her brilliance. This radiance also tends to have a magnetic effect on members of the opposite sex.

An example of a PW is someone who wakes up each morning knowing he or she is destined for something remarkable. This individual will use great dexterity to handle a situation with astounding success.
“Wow, I can’t believe we have to go against John and Steve in the tourney. Those guys are Proven Winners; we might as well just go home!”

“He is so confident, it takes everything I have to keep from throwing myself at John. He is such a PW!”
by JKish03 March 27, 2008
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Prometheus Effect

A refusal to trust that something, i.e. a film, that looks promising will in any way live up to that promise, and a persistent belief that it will, in fact, totally suck. Based on the sharp discrepancy between the heightened anticipation for Ridley Scott's "Prometheus" based largely on thrilling trailers, and the joyless experience of watching the disjointed, nonsensical & pretentious film.
"I gotta admit that the most recent trailer for "Alien: Covenant" looks kinda cool, but I refuse to get my hopes up and be excited for anything anymore--total "Prometheus Effect".
by meerkat67 March 4, 2017
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The proverbial champ

Used figuratively to express or accentuate the use of The Champ
Man, if Dave calls out of work again I am going to give him the Proverbial Champ
by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004
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Vallis Prometeo

Woah! Vallis Prometeo has a massive penis!
by Wyven Dictionary July 2, 2019
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proven breeder

A sarcastic insult that implies someone is either deformed or absolutely fugly.
Background: one day i was surfing through the internet looking at breeder snakes and there was a one-eyed one that had 'proven breeder' next to its name, thus i coined the insult 'proven breeder'.
"Wow Sean is a fucking proven breder. what a tool shed!"
or
" Wow your mom is a proven breeder, look at you!"
by Greg and Cory November 6, 2004
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