Procrastination by doing everything in your power to help friends and colleagues with their most mundane tasks.
A portmanteau of procrastination + altruism.
A portmanteau of procrastination + altruism.
Boss: Why haven't you delivered this week?
You: I have been busy helping my colleagues!
Boss: A classic case of procraltruism, then.
You: I have been busy helping my colleagues!
Boss: A classic case of procraltruism, then.
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When you make plans to go on a date with someone and one or both parties keep putting it off to a later time.
Hey how is that John guy you have been talking to?
Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.
Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.
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