Procraltruism

Procrastination by doing everything in your power to help friends and colleagues with their most mundane tasks.

A portmanteau of procrastination + altruism.

Boss: Why haven't you delivered this week?
You: I have been busy helping my colleagues!
Boss: A classic case of procraltruism, then.

by flyingholly September 17, 2020

Procrankstanating

The act of procrastination while on dope

Stop procrankstanating and get your high ass in the car

by Steffywords November 27, 2020

Procrastadating

When you make plans to go on a date with someone and one or both parties keep putting it off to a later time.

Hey how is that John guy you have been talking to?

Oh I haven't met him yet we've been procrastadating.

by Eon ma I January 9, 2021

poopralf

Can be used as an exclamation, insult, or compliment.

“Ah, poopralf! I forgot my homework”
“You little poopralf, I can’t stay mad at you”
“Aw shucks, I’m acting like such a poopralf”
“You stinky little poopralf! You disgust me”

by poopralf March 8, 2021

Procrabinate

how a person who is medicated either self or scripted procrastinate. Comes from the effects of anxiety and drug usage.

I know I'm not Gunna make the appointment, I'll procrabinate with doing pointless task.

by Tragically beautiful 11 April 9, 2021

Procrastastudying

The pursuit of pointless facts in order to avoid learning more boring but relevant information

I should have been learning about electrical safety but instead I did some procrastastudying on the phytonutrients of plankton

by Basedexcess May 2, 2021

procrapstinating

When you are sitting on the turlet, offloading a dump for about an hour instead of doing your work.

See Procrapstinate

Wyatt was supposed to be working but instead, he's in the shitter, procrapstinating.

by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021