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nub points

The points given to a nub for lack of skill.
The more points given the worse the nub.
Steve got killed? 500 nub points for him!
Ryan gets 1000 nub points for for losing to that nub.
by tehboobinator May 2, 2006
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shit prints

The muddy foot prints left on toilet seats by whatever nasty bastard still hasn’t learned how to navigate a modern bathroom.
Gross, I went to use the bathroom right after some dude from India, and there were shit prints all over the toilet seat! I guess I'll hold it.
by Jimmy Patrick February 26, 2008
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brownie points

Unexpected credit bestowed for a deed or action resulting in special favor of the recipient in the brownie point giver's eyes. Negative brownie points are also avaliable and can also deduct from the brownie point count (which is never really accurate in the first place).
Adriel tried to earn brownie points for prizes but soon discovered the joy in earning brownie points is that there are no prizes, only accumulating credit resulting in the warmed heart of his friends.
by Nicole Drinovsky November 6, 2008
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Printspying

An activity similar to warspying. Instead of hacking into a wireless internet connection or a wireless security video feed, you hack into a home or business' wireless print server and printing crude/pornographic images like Tub Girl.
"Daddy, what's this gross picture on the printer?"
"GIVE ME THAT! Those damn kids have been printspying again. That's the fourth time this week."
by J Boog September 8, 2005
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nigga points

A points system of an accumulation of stereotypical attributes that make black men more desirable to black women. Depending on how negative the black stereotype is, the higher the value it is in "nigga points"....

for example:

sold drugs = 10 nigga points
gang banger = 15 nigga points

has dreads = 13 nigga points

wears a chain = 1.5 nigga points

tattoos = 5 nigga points

own an unregistered firearm = 20 nigga points

killed a man = 25 nigga points
etc...

the more "nigga points" you have as a black man, the wider range of black women you have available to you for dating and recreational sex. If you are a black man with a low NP score, you will undoubtedly have a hard time dating black women... or in some cases other groups of women since other races of women stereotype black men as well.
GUY #1: Damn, how come Shantay curved me? My game was smooth?
GUY #2: Bro, look at you. You don't have enough nigga points... get some tattoos, some dreads, get some drip, and maybe try again.
by King Jamba July 23, 2022
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GIMME MY POINTS

A demand for, but not limited to, the immediate delivery of purchased microsoft points.
Lt Colonel Bob screams GIMME MY POINTS when xbox live would not deliver his points to him, even though he bought them with his money.
by Lt Colonel Bob January 16, 2009
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coot points

An alotted amount of "points" given to a person for specific sexual acts. Much like props, or more formally, kudos.
"Dude, I just fucked this girl, scored me thirty coot points."
"That's tight, but I racked up 100 points in one night."
by Don Drake June 12, 2006
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