Piecing someone up

When you are willing to preform oral sex on another’s individuals piece

I really want to start piecing Someone up right now

by Qtip G September 15, 2019

piercing poker

A person who unconsciously reaches out to touch other people's new piercngs, often without permission. They aren't doing it to be a douche, they just kind of don't realize they're doing it.
Similar to a personal space invader, but only momentarily.

Me: Man, Sherry was molesting my industrial today. It kind of hurt, actually.
Bud: Yeah, she's a piercing poker.

by Halers Dee May 31, 2011

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

Pressing

Pushing out a type of press (i.e. news/research) which is often misleading/click-bait.
Making it more important than it really is.
Same as 'making press'

A:The new just reported new study says pandas are aggressive and sex-crazed.
B: Jeez, can people stop pressing.

by StarryMayhem May 26, 2018

Princing

The verbal and facial whimpering of a spoiled daughter or girlfriend who intends to get their way.

Stop princing, we’re not going to bath and body works today

by Kingfent March 22, 2019

pricing

pricing a boss is when you're playing elden ring and you get your OP friend to come beat it the fuck up for you while playing Persona 5 OST - Price in the background

-yo dude, we just totally priced that flying dragon agheel boss
-hell yeah bro let's go price more bosses!!!
-i fucking love pricing bosses!!!!!!!

by Katanow September 23, 2022

Presting

To do something purely for the prestige that comes with it.

I.e. language learning

Guy 2: "I am learning Esperanto"
Guy 1: "You know that it's a horrible language, right? You're just presting."

by Lolimgod October 25, 2023