pendick

To have a very small penis.

"I just got called pendick the bugfucker by the guy whose fuckin my girl" - Gary

by MARTY420 October 18, 2007

Pendoo

A term used to define a preferably Indian person who is usually Sikh; they have a fetish for living in luxury. However a lot of the things they buy are absolutely cheap and they usually get them from a nearby run-down market. But they consider them to be luxurious but they are really not luxurious to the eyes of a non-desi. Pendoos are like the asian equivalent of chavs, if you will.

They have very thick indian accents, so thick that they pronounce bare words wrong like...

Whisky - 'Biskey'
Hounslow - 'Huns-lor'
Ford - 'Phworr-der'
Pound - 'Porned'
England - 'In-gland'
Bastard - 'Par-Sterd'

They have a really distinctive dress sense. You can instantly tell if a Desi person is Pendoo.

they have a big Turban, big 1970's jacket (that he got from Hounslow market last saturday), a cheap belt they use to hold in their big arse stomach, white trainers and a flimsy pair of trousers that they got but, this time they got it from Southall market for a special occasion ( their cousin-brother's wedding).

Pendoo Man: Ah bloody god. Darling, look! A Gold Chain and RADO watch.... their only £3 each! Let's buy 10 for Uncle Jee and Aunt Jee!

by Sukh The Desi July 6, 2007

Pendleton

An older woman who wears inappropraite, stripper-like clothing in an office environment.

Look at her..she is a total Pendleton!! She may have been hot 20 years ago, but now she looks like a sun dried raisin wearing her 10 year old daughter's clothes!!!

by Niceguyswin June 17, 2010

El Pendejo

The president of the USA from 2016-2020.

¿This Pendejo needs to be impeached... El Pendejo!
¿Este Pendejo necesita ser acusado...El Pendejo!

by Bob Cerulean Blue is a breeze September 3, 2019

Pendleton Mud Rub

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.

"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"

by Jebb August 30, 2006

Prenderville

Exposing oneself or masturbating on a plane while sitting next to a national newspaper journalist and in front of flight personnel. Whilst drunk / on "painkillers" for a "neck injury".
And having NO recollection of the event what so ever.

Strictly not illegal, but is frowned upon.

DJ Niall Prenderville whilst flying from Heathrow London to Cork Ireland on an Aer Lingus flight.

by Alocingnik November 5, 2010

pendastical

the naturally occurring movement of protruding naked private parts

- her breasts swayed pendastically as her body rose and fell above him
- His cock moved with pendastical confidence as it grew longer and thicker as he walked across the room.

by MirthyGirth & HubrisHumper December 14, 2008