When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.
George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.
by jaqueranda December 4, 2009
Get the Premature etextulation mug.The odd condition whereby Trey from Phish will cut off a seemingly perfect, and perhaps once in a lifetime legendary jam, and quickly & poorly segue into another tune. Though he often notices that this has happened, and tries to atone for it later in the set, the deed has already been done. The cum stain is already on the sheet so to say.
Yeah, I sure did. Just too bad that Trey ruined it with his Premature Endjamulation like the Piper and Carini that came before it.
by tmwsiy November 14, 2011
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Get the permafaded mug.Eternity single, or a feeling you've get when not having a boyfriend/girlfriend for a very long time.
1:Becca: Did you hear Tommy got ANOTHER girlfriend!?
Jamie:Damn! And here I am, perma-single!
2:Status: Perma-single.
Jamie:Damn! And here I am, perma-single!
2:Status: Perma-single.
by RachelDanielle August 24, 2008
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Get the Premarital Sex mug.The flushing of an automatic toilet bowl prior to taking a shit.
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
This is known to happen in corporate offices with automatic flushers and after a great deal of effort has been expended to carefully lay down the paper on the seat...right before you sit down, the toilet flushes taking all the paper with it...forcing you to start again...
Andrew had to take a massive crap and took great care in applying the paper to cover all parts of the dirty seat...as he turned to drop to his knees, a premature auto flushing kicked in...requiring him to hold back with all his might as he re-applied paper....
by Stanley O'Toole April 26, 2007
Get the Premature Auto Flushing mug.when your heart skips a beat.
may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1
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