Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome

When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.

Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.

Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?

(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)

by gdbl3k August 31, 2011

Femanazi Pregnancy

When a woman uses bone marrow to get pregnant instead of insemination.

I got a Femanazi Pregnancy today because I don't need no man.

by Computermichael1 July 11, 2016

Pregnant tree

A tree that has a large, round, protruding growth from the stump.

"Wow, that's a pregnant tree if I ever saw one!"

by ¡EVA! December 9, 2008

hysterical pregnancy

A psychological disorder where one wants so badly to be pregnant that one actually believes one is.

The members of N'Sync were hospitalized and treated for hysterical pregnancy, that shit is whack.

by moPop July 20, 2008

ass pregnancy

Though often considered biologically impossible, it has been reported that anal conceptions have occurred due to good old unprotected buttfucking.

After suffering from a bout of morning sickness, Bobby learned of his ass pregnancy with the use of a home pregnancy test.

by Berto2112 October 14, 2008

16 and pregnant

A show on MTV profiling the lives of teen girls (all from either the south or midwest and all from working-class backgrounds) and how fucked up their lives become after getting pregnant. About 90% of the show's content features the girls arguing and swearing at their parents and/or baby daddy about stupid shit (shows how harsh pregnancy hormones hit) or breaking down at the stress of having fucked without a rubber.

This show is like junk food for the mind a la The Jerry Springer Show/Maury. It is to TV what cash4gold is to fine jewelers, or what University of Phoenix is to the Ivy League.

16 and Pregnant is the next generation of trash TV.

by ConservatismSucks June 2, 2010

Pregnant Roller Skate

A 1970s CB slang for Volkswagen (VW) Beetle

Back in my trucker days in the 70s, we used to call Volkswagen Beetle cars, Pregnant Roller Skates.

by ghostqueen September 24, 2013