The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"
Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
The Predator Missle:
Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"
Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"
Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
by Vaporname June 3, 2023

a predator is someone who nonces on kids and uses them because they are vulnerable
this is it used in a sentence:
tarrick is a predator (random name)
this is it used in a sentence:
tarrick is a predator (random name)
some people are predators
by jsbxhebdb June 19, 2024

A younger person dating a significantly older person hoping to benefit from their old age pension or insurance ect
by Bricker81 October 23, 2018

Karen: Hey! Did you know that the Pope is required to be a virgin!
Derek: Don't kid yourself. The Pope is a gapex predator.
Derek: Don't kid yourself. The Pope is a gapex predator.
by eye-dropper May 30, 2021

epij gamer (aka predator gaming) is a human who likes to make penis bossfights in gdpss, for some reason, he also simps for mesi
snowflakes dude
snowflakes dude
by ColdGD December 28, 2020

Someone who seemed like a total fuckup, but redeems themself with a hot girl, tons of popularity, and respect. The process isn't quick if you've been friends with them over the time, as sometimes it seems like it takes a hundred years before they reach this point of badassery.
Man, you see Jerry Predator over there, remember back in college when that failure kept screwing everything up? Never thought he'd make such a huge comeback like this.
by Randy The Xenomorph September 19, 2016

Chris Hanson: "If you look at the dictionary definition of a predator, you will probably see the face of Micahel Gentile."
by MichaelGentile June 9, 2022
