Thoughts and Prayers

A phrase used to show support for somebody going through a hard time. It's been adopted by uncaring and radical leftists as a perjorative by Godless heathens living with their parents, who despise the Constitution and the protection it provides American citizens. It's most commonly used as a derogatory phrase by liberals to make fun of people of faith.

"Did you hear a mentally deranged Bernie Sanders supporting liberal shot a bunch of unarmed Senators playing baseball?"

"Hahaha yeah that's funny, I'm sending my "thoughts and prayers". By the way could you ask your Mom to bring us some Cheesy Poofs next time she comes down to the basement?"

"Yeah. Hey let's smoke this bowl then go buy a new video game with your unemployment check"

by Chickswithdicks666 October 15, 2020

Prayer Hands

Two hands placed together as if praying administered in the anus or vagina for a holy experience.

Police: Tell me again how it happened?
Julie: I told him I wanted to wait then he choked me until I blacked out. Mid-way through I woke up and he had his pressed together in my girl parts.
Police: ... you mean prayer hands?

by Pisseidon June 9, 2011

SMP - social media prayer

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008

Prayer Warrior

A person who seeks to change oneself rather than the will of the Supreme Being, through prayer. Faith, lack of Pride, Compassion, Self-Honesty, Optimism etc. are some of the qualities of Prayer Warriors.

And when she said she is a prayer warrior, non-believers mistook her for a witch and burnt her at the stake.

by omneox June 16, 2018

Nigerian Prayer Session

When a group of friends masterbate around a friends sleeping wife

Hey dude, can we do a Nigerian Prayer Session to Kerri, we won't cum on her.

by Loudog198469 October 15, 2015

Prayers up

When you throw your prayers up in runescape

"Bruh those vennies be raggin you, prayers up"
"ty homie"

by anonymous September 6, 2021

Comin in on a wing and a prayer

To take a shot in the dark. To ride recklessly or with abandon.

Idk, I'm comin in on a wing and a prayer.

by Mikecharles October 5, 2010