Parting the Red Sea

fingering your girl’s vagina while she’s on her period

“I was parting the Red Sea last night and the blood stains were stuck on my fingers.”

by EnzoHater1000DethLord December 7, 2023

Praying for rain

Hoping recent events will lead to the collapse of civilization.

Stock market corrects by 9.62% on the nasdac? I'm praying for rain

Blackrock bought 50% more homes this year? I'm praying for rain

10 more countries joined BRICS? I'm praying for rain

'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom, please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right in
Watch you flush it all away

by Cerebrex January 5, 2024

Praying in public

So... When Russell "the (alleged) little girl rapist" Brand... Chants the rosary in front of 11 million people... Jordan "Almost not a Dr" Peterson has nothing to say about it...

Hym "But when 'The Woke!' are
✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ in a vague and abstract sense... It's evidence of their falsehood or the falsehood of their immortality.... But when Russell LITERALLY PRAYS IN PUBLIC... Reciting a chant for a religion in which he doesn't believe... Nothing. Radio silence. So, his excuses are pretend. Doesn't give a shit about

✌️✊️✌️Praying in public✌️✊️✌️ Embarrassing. Fraudulent."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Plating

Spinning at such incredible speeds that you are able to mold the tip of the penis into the shape of a plate.

My plating session went so well last night!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

Parting the Red Sea

Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period

*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for 🍽️ a girl 0ut when she’s on her 🩸

by RandomSocialist March 5, 2024

Plating dick

To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024