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Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"
Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.
by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024
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Pantering

Mobbing dirt-bikes and four wheelers or just going on a cruise in general - wandering around on a motorized vehicle.
Last weekend me and my buddies were pantering on the trails
by Northman100 May 12, 2025
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Pantering

Dirtbiking fourwheeling or a cruise on a motorized vehicle.
We should go pantering later
by Secret person 97 May 12, 2025
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Poperinge

Someone whos soooo annoying, you cant stand them so you claim theyre from Poperinge!
“Why is Alice acting like shes from Poperinge right now…its so annoying…”
by missjigglecakes July 26, 2025
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Petering

When you're just fucking doing it. Getting it done. Hard. Real hard. Like the late great Robin Williams did as he became the first man to achieve aerial flight capability.
We're petering so hard in this warzone.
by SoupRFreak December 14, 2025
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Plant-potting

Sexual act involving two individuals, one male:

One partner will try and cram the male partners genitals (both penis and testicles) into their mouth, before the penis becomes erect.

Term created in Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales, UK
Q: "Would you try plant-potting?

A: "Nah man, I hate it when my balls get touched"
by jamthecat January 31, 2010
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Shame Posturing

The ridiculing posture by an overtly-animated prantsing gay person, that is aiming to reconstructing the way he/she just handed you your own ass (no pun).
ERiC_DrAyViN;
"Even the gays nowadays make Chuck Norris look like a candy floss machine."

ModusOP;
"haha.....even the homos are tough in the hood E. They will whoop your ass then pull some kind of Shame Posturing dance move after it's all over, as we can clearly see."
by Tyrfingr September 2, 2011
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