Tim Porter

A firm American who wants to keep everyone safe.
He laughs at my jokes but knows he has to beat my ass or else he will get fired.
He also just might have a small penis.

Tim Porter- “I’M DOING THIS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!”

by Dawg5000 May 8, 2019

Harry Pooter

A porn version of Harry Potter.

Chapter 7: Harry pulled out his broom stick and started slapping Ron in the face as Ron says, "Here, let me take off my pants so you can so you can have at my anus..."

Me: Oh damn, I thought it was "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets," but its actually "Harry Pooter and the Anus of Secrets."

by BQ/BC August 29, 2009

pestering

continually talking to you when u dont want them to

jc's a pestering cunt

by rusty jones January 16, 2004

posterior

ones ass,or bottom.

that has gotta be the most scrumptious posterior i have ever seen

by just jen August 26, 2003

Poaster

Deliberate or ironic misspelling of "poster," meaning a twitter user. Noun.
Alternative forms of the word include poast (n) – a misspelling of "post", referring to tweets.

It can be appended as a suffix behind other words, such as shitpoaster (n) or shitpoasting (v).

Trump was irritating, sure, but you can't deny he was perhaps this hellsite's greatest poaster

by joy8374(2 April 24, 2021

the poltergeist

the poltergeist is a fairly common sexual act where a man is giving coital intercourse to a woman from behind. when things get really heavy, the man pulls his penis out and has his buddy, who may be named Karl or a different name, sneak his penis into the woman without her noticing the difference. the first man then sneaks outside and waves casually to the woman, through the window, very much to her surprise.

Karl had an off night at the bar last night so when we got home, him and I gave my wife the poltergeist.

by notjimmeratall March 28, 2017

Cooter Pooter

When a women farts and a tiny air bubble rolls forward, passes thru the labia, tickles, and pops at the clit

Ooooh that cooter pooter tickeled!

by Leanie Meanie January 13, 2019