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drunk poke

After a night of drinking, you start poking people on Facebook you would not normally converse with otherwise.
Why is Chris poking everyone on his friends list? I haven't talked to him in like 5 years.

He drunk poked you. He did it to me, too.
by Gina and Mary Ann March 20, 2008
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Pity Poke

A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.
Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.

Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.

Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010
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human pocket

Slang for vagina, when used for storage.
Helen pulled a gun out of her human pocket, surprising her attackers.
by hayeshenderson August 14, 2012
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Flesh Pocket

A place within the body in which to store something. Specifically, to smuggle contraband or stash drugs before a police stop.
I was getting pulled over, so I shoved my pipe and rocks into my flesh pocket.

Man dis some good ass kush! How'd you get it in here? (prison)
Yo, my ho cool. She broughts it in during visitation.
by Guitar God Jay April 27, 2016
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run pockets

The act of robbing someone of all the contents in their pockets such as phone, wallet, any jewlwery, etc.
"Aye homie run pockets" or "he did what? Nah we gotta run his pockets"
by Budoze101 October 25, 2017
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Dong Pocket

Jess said to Katie, “I want to put my dangler in your dong pocket.”
by Knot My Real Name February 16, 2018
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sprog pocket

It's a vagina with sprog in it.
by LewisLeroy December 23, 2020
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