Porter

Obsessive, hippie lover, will fall in love with you If your name is Erica. Most likely has restraining orders against him.

“Yo who tf keeps messaging you??”
“It’s porter.. he won’t leave me alone”

by blondey April 18, 2020

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Getting drunk and passing out on a park bench, then getting mugged for everything except your shitty android

Unfortunately, I went out last weekend and got portered

by Lilbob February 10, 2025

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Jackson porter

Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??

Friend:put it in already stop teasing me

Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃

by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

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This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)

A Porter still plays fortnite

porter likes boys

Porter does the no no while looking at no no

Porter is a Russian spy

Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!

by LolYoureAGayBoy July 16, 2021

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To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.

"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."

by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023

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