Equivalent to "nigger".
Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.
Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.
Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?
Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.
Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?
Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.
Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?
by roygbiv December 12, 2007
Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.
Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.
by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 07, 2007
A place that porch monkeys seem to congregate at. Good examples are pension offices, Centrelinks, pharmacies with their medical benfits card, bottle shops, KFC, fruit shops or anywhere with free shit or cars worth hotwiring or houses worth breaking into.
Walker: "Hey Jimmy, look at all those smabos over there!"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
Jimmy: "Yeah well it is the watermelon festival and it's 2-4-1 40's day"
Walker: "Fuck, what a porch plantation. I bet Kernel Sanders wishes he was still alive. He'd make a killing out of all these wind chimes"
by Drew Christx January 18, 2007
We threw a porch day today. It involved a two-story beer bong, four kegs, and an inflatable slide the size of a house.
by pluralist8 February 12, 2011
by Jazmine Horizon May 31, 2008
\pȯrch-klau̇n\
noun.
1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.
noun.
1.) Juggalo/Juggalette in the south.
2.) A lazy Juggalo/Juggalette.
3.) A Juggalo/Juggalette loitering.
Look at those porch clowns...
That Steven is such a porch clown.
Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.
That Steven is such a porch clown.
Look at that group of porch clowns... disgusting.
by 24 GaRoTGOLD November 15, 2012
A gamblers term in golf for someone who owes money to you from an on-course bet and disappears as soon as you walk in the clubhouse grill-room.
Also used as a term for a gambler who's handicap is questionable or possibly inflated artificially (see sandbagger).
Often shortened to porchie and used as an adjective.
Also used as a term for a gambler who's handicap is questionable or possibly inflated artificially (see sandbagger).
Often shortened to porchie and used as an adjective.
I beat Pierre 16 ways on that last press. Where is he?
Can you see those hands clinging to the railing out there ... ?
That goddamn porch climber!
Can you see those hands clinging to the railing out there ... ?
That goddamn porch climber!
by vic_city_boy May 07, 2011