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cooch pooch

When you are giving a girl oral sex, bite her vagina as hard as you can.
If you're going to perform cooch pooch on a broad, buy ear plugs first.
by meat curtains July 20, 2008
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poochie

A word that describes a rank smell. Stale garbage, ass, or anything rotting. pooh-chee
While grabbing one's nose with a look of dismell or disgust blurt "poochie" in the same tone as yummmmm-eee, your tone rises and then drops.
by Master of pooch September 21, 2005
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smooched the pooch

to do nothing productive; a more polite way of "fucking the dog"
My boss was away so I smooched the pooch.
by Bky April 8, 2007
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Pooch

A synonym for cockbloking, cheating

A term used in the past tense (Pooched) when someone has been cockbloked or cheated on.

The origin of the word comes from a well-known character in Montreal, Canada and the surroundings.
Tagged as a musician, love and dating Guru, Pooch is a caricatural character, often depicted as a antagonist by himself. Loved by most and hated by some for diverse sexual or relationship reasons.

Over the years, his stories and events made so many angry husbands that the expression took a form in itself, spreading itself from mouth to ear.
- This guy's a real Pooch, don't let him near your girlfriend.

- Dude, I went at Sally's place yesterday and she was in the bed with another guy.
- Shit man, you've just been Pooched.

- Hey, who's that guy banging your wife? Oh shit, that's Pooch!

- I went to the club yesterday and met this hot lady, but some random guy came and Pooched her right up my nose! I ended up spending the night alone.
by Ideosynchronicity July 7, 2009
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Poochichi

A poochichi is a male human's penis.
What's up poochichi?!
by Peter09Fett November 9, 2010
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kuti di poonch

kuti = female dog
poonch = tail
kuti di poonch = bitch's tail

Something useless and funny.
Vik: "Tara dissed Harry AGAIN!"
Kumal: "That boy doesn't learn does he."
Vik: "Nope! He's a real kuti di poonch!"
by Luddu Singh August 27, 2007
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Poopchute

In "The New Tetris" for N64, a term to describe the middle vacated area that forms as a result of building 4x4 boxes at either side of the board.
You best throw that 'S' piece down the poopchute, otherwise your tetris score will suffer and your girlfriend will probably dump you.
by DBotch January 11, 2007
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