poonch

When a female slides her torso down while receiving oral sex and her vagina collides with the male's face. Similar to being punched with a vagina.

While I was licking my girl's snatch last night, she arched her back while she was cumming and hit me right in the face! The bitch poonched me!

by Ian Case August 4, 2006

Poonis

a poonis is the butt because poo comes out of it like pee comes out of the wiener.

i farted out of my poonis and it smells like poo.

by humungo balls February 18, 2003

(The) Poonisher

A man who is renowned for his sexual abilities with women. Mostly, if not always, with two or more women at a time.

person1: Damn! Did you know that Jack is (The) Poonisher?
person2: What!? No way!
person1: Yeah, he slept with every girl in Biology!
person2: omg.

by Bentley623 June 23, 2011

pooninator

someone who is addicted to poon.

sean is a pooninator.

by martabus August 27, 2008

pooniwoven

An object woven from poon and poon related fabrics of varying quality. Manual pooniweavers make the highest quality merchandise. High tech industrial pooniweavers lack the kind of individual touch that makes a pooniwoven object unique and stylish.

Yvonne: "I love your scarf, what's it made of?"

Daniel: "It's pooniwoven. Two thirds Italian Cougar, one third Southern Caucasian sorority girl."

Yvonne: "It's gorgeous, but what's that smell?"

by pooniwoven October 14, 2011

Poolicy

A course or principle of action adopted by an individual concerning whether or not they care if someone watches them poo.

Note: a poolicy could be as simple as being on the phone while pooing, but not wanting to be seen on video chat on Skype.

Oh man, Morgan has an open door poolicy, he doesn't care who watches him shit.

by paulland January 2, 2015

phonicetic

(fä - ni - se' - tik )

Adjective -- technical/educational jargon:

a) Adding intentional symantic nuance within an existing phonetic structure.

b) Using phonemes (written and/or spoken sounds) to enhance meaning in a sentence.

Shakespeare's work often illustrates a phonicetic use of language.

by Future Learning Visions July 18, 2014