poking

adj. Being in a state of having to poop imminently, but not necessarily urgently. In other words, when you can feel a turd trying to poke its way out your butt hole.

Hey, can we pause the game for a few minutes? I'm poking.

by MmmVomit April 16, 2014

pussy-poping

to pop a girls cherry

man i was pussy-poping all night.

by brad March 7, 2005

Ponding

Having all of the following attributes:

1. Acting like a dumbass by flexing one's hips uncontrollably, sniffing up an enlarged nose, and eating dead babies and storing them under your desk half-eaten.

2. Complains when someone Sexually harasses you by screaming "Beaver" and then running.

3. Forgetting to shower, thus smelling like pond algae...

"Julian, stop ponding our next door neighbor and come eat your dinner!"

by J00lesC March 19, 2009

cherry poping party

It is a gathering, between 5-10 people. Typically, teen age virgins both boys and girls, who go to a parentless house to bang one another's brains out. Ultimately popping all of their cherries.

Kelly: Lily did you hear that Mike's parents are goin' away for the weekend?

Lily: Yup, and I heard he is throwing a "cherry poping party"! I can't wait

by Patches1313 October 6, 2013

Poking Stick

A stick used to poke ice to see if it's strong enough to walk on.

Damnit, i fell in the lake, fucking poking stick

by Karyn & Shaun February 9, 2004

Poking stick

A hard dick

Eg...Dave is spooning Maya.

Maya says... Stop poking me with your poking stick

by Spazzy714 January 14, 2011

Cock-Posing

When a woman who is of relitvley low beauty or "bum ass ugly" dresses up like a man and visits a homosexual bar in order to be sexually pleasured by rectal relations otherwise known as anal sex.

"On the Model United Nations trip we found Marylin in The Flamingo, a local gay bar, cock-posing

by Hammer and Sickle May 21, 2006