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Politician Teeth

Politician Teeth- teeth that are grossly crooked and uneven.

Some of these teeth are rotten to the core and

smell bad. Usually behind bars as in "grill"
Loose ones need polly-grip.
The dude had politician teeth. His choppers were as crooked as all hell. His teeth should be behind bars. He needs a heavy wired "grill."
by street smart psychic January 22, 2010
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Polidicking

The act of "politicking" by POLIshing someone's DICK with your mouth hopING for an end result of personal or monetary gain.
He spent the whole day polidicking his way up the corporate ladder.
by DandA August 10, 2012
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politicize

to make people and orginizations more politically active
She wanted to politicize the organization and give it more strength.
by SeattleRose July 30, 2006
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Politician

Generally good, honest men and women who, despite the misperceptions and lies of special interests and the proletariat, want to help the people they represent. Sure, some politicians views do not represent the majority, but that is the people's fault for not being more proactive with their candidate. Some politicians are also corrupt, but not the majority. If you really want to understand the average politician, look at your mayors and state senators. They usually aren't funded by mega-corporations and lobbies, and they tend to come from average middle to upper-middle class homes.

TL;DR Not every politician is an asshole, get to know them before you judge them.
Average Joe: Politicians are all selfish cocksuckers!

Me: That's not true, I grew up with a politician for a father, and I've met and known politicians of varying degrees of importance all my life. Once you've had governors over for dinner or attended a fund raiser, you realize that they're just ordinary people who care enough about society to stand up and take a bunch of crap from people like you to do the right thing.

Average Joe: Then explain why unemployment is so high!

Me: Look at African nations, they have unemployment over 30%, we're doing pretty damn well. The reason we have so many problems is people have different ideas about how to fix America.
by PoliticiansKid February 12, 2013
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politicons

A politician who continually misrepresent the truth.. a politi-cons.

A publicly-elected person who fools, tricks, deceives people
There are a lot of politicons around these days instead of real honest politicians
by CairnsBlog October 26, 2011
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politician

A politician is good at arguing. Therefore he/she is a master debater. Say "master debater" 3x fast - masturbater! Usually applies to a guy. Carries a negative connotation; implies that the boy can't ever get a girl and is lonely and extremely dorky.
Girl 1: What do you think of so-and-so, I think he's cute, don't you? Might make a good boyfriend.
Girl 2: No way, girl, he's one politician if I ever saw one!
by M. A. S, May 10, 2008
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body policing

When a person finds something unattractive and has the audacity to say that they find that thing unattractive. This greatly some nutjob feminists.
You: I would not sleep with that guy, he has manboobs.
Nutjob feminist blogger: Stop body policing!
by buhhaxmeowunnee April 12, 2011
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