Polish Assassin

The act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.

Bill, when I got back from the grocery store today, I left a Polish Assassin waiting in the car.. My girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!

by Gslax June 4, 2009

Polish the Rifle

To ejaculate or "Polish the rifle"

That chick was so hot that when I got home I had to Polish the Rifle!

by jung1e June 14, 2012

pole polisher

a male who gives oral sex to another male.

"That guy probably is a pole polisher."

"I bet that guy sucks 100 dicks a day."

by Fred Williamson April 14, 2009

polish cow

a 2d dancing cow.
with a guy singing about overdosing on cocaine in the lyrics
lol :)

u litsen to polish cow?

by viktorgaysweden November 20, 2020

turd polishing

An engineering term referring to the process of examining a product, process, or system for defects, fixing the defects, then repeating as new defects appear, instead of re-engineering the solution with fewer defects.

"In other words, you attack your firewall / software / website / whatever from the outside, identify a flaw in it, fix the flaw, and then go back to looking. One of my programmer buddies refers to this process as 'turd polishing' because, as he says, it doesn't make your code any less smelly in the long run but management might enjoy its improved, shiny, appearance in the short term. "

by Mycopheles September 27, 2005

Polish Salute

Shrugging the shoulders and raising the hands with palms to the sky to show you have no idea whatsoever about the topic at hand.

I asked Vlad where he parked the car, and he gave me a Polish salute.

by Eric Maan November 23, 2009

Polish Chainsaw

The act of attaching a vibrator and a dildo together, and using this object to pleasure ones self.

"Abby seems to be walking funny"

"That's because she got that Polish Chainsaw"

by Italianone March 15, 2009