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1) The slang way for a gangster/black man to say "poking man" as a way to inform the "poker" that he is "poking" and should stop.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.
1)
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z
by YugihoDude June 29, 2006
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A game that teaches you about enslaving animals and putting them in a ball the size of your hand with no space and no sleep
Ash in a pokemon battle: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Pikachu: all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge
by RIBBITE April 7, 2021
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The most cringe-ass game/series ever made
Updog:I love Pokemon!
Shadowy: you probably have covid since you have shit taste
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The original simulated cockfight. Revolves around capturing cute little animals for the purpose of pitting them against one another in vicious battles, the winner of which gets prize money.
KID: "Hey mom! I was playing Pokemon when I had my red rooster kill a cute yellow rat and after the battle I got prize money!"

MOM: "..."
by superdawge November 28, 2009
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We'll got some pokemon 'mon!

Or

We'll get some Poke in there 'mon
by Neko312 September 23, 2010
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1)A show on TV that consists of a guy with his little yellow pet thats always on top of him doing weird stuff to him. Children tend to watch and endore the sight of this stuff... parents supersion required, your son sometimes well cum out with his fishing rod sticking out and his hand on his pokeballs which r dangling below his waist

2) a game where kids get together and play with cheap paper cards. they also have there pokeballs hanging out... but now there fishing rod is in somthing else...
1*)MOM- hey jimmy, lunch is ready!
JIMMY- ok mom, let me finish watching pokemon... i am rubbing my fishing rod up and down and wacking my poke balls just like ash bang'em does!
2*)jimmy put that back in your pants. we ain't using your pokemon fishing rod today.
by ICHEWEDHERUP!! April 4, 2010
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the lowest pieces of crap i have even come across should be wanked on the destroyed and chuck into the daed see for fucks sakes
by Sammi D a.k,a Sam Dudley January 3, 2005
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