plunker

Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker

Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!

by The one and only Jdizzle October 17, 2006

plankton

a small creature that bugs the hell outta you when you don't need his/her bullshit at the moment

SpongebobSquarepants
You bitch, you-you plankton-you just stole my formula of how to make fried chicken

by bigblack&hairy235 February 25, 2009

pluck her flower

when a girl loses her virginity

Person A: "My girlfriend let me pluck her flower last night"
Person B: "No way! She was a virgin? If I'd known, I'd have plucked her flower ages ago!"

by Leon Don Romeo Alexandro October 28, 2013

plank

A dumb person..a piece of wood

You stupid plank, You lost my plank!

by Kurt NG UD September 19, 2004

plinking

A term for the electronic sound a smartphone makes when a text comes in.

Is that your phone plinking - or mine?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020

planker

A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.

by Flouxetine August 10, 2006

planking

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.

Food superstore Woolworths sacked eight employees this week for planking on top of meat grinders, display shelves, trolleys and stacks of milk crates.

by Frankie1969 June 15, 2011