snobby persians

a lost group...we have a lot of heritage, but for some reason, have a lost sense of SELF. We think we're the shit, but being insecure on the matter we mask our fear by being materialistic and dismissive of anything that may expose the truth.
as opposed to real persians

Too much hairspray and hairgel
too much cologne and perfume
extravagent clothes
only brandenames will do
too much emphasis on external appearances
no understanding of self...

by borobebeenam February 19, 2005

Persian Rugs

THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD AND ALL FOUR GIRLS ARE WELL FIT

Q, Did you see the Persian Rugs last night??

A, Yes they are well fit and they are the best band in the world

by A FAN OF THE PERSIAN RUGS October 14, 2011

Persian lover

The expression refers to the alpha-male in a population or group of people. The Persian lover exhibit violent aggression towards other males in the close surroundings and meanwhile displays an almost unnatural force of sexual attraction for the opposite sex.

He is such a Persian Lover. This was apparent when he exclaimed "Perhaps I should introduce myself" to the young woman while simultaneously pushing his friends away.

by Macumba November 1, 2010

persian

Has to do with cats. Lions.

That cat looks like a lion. Yeah he's like a persian cat, dude.

by Austin Jones March 14, 2004

persian gas mask

while someone is sleeping... lay a testical in each one of there eyes and proceed to fart in there mouth then run like hell because they'll probably be pissed.

tommy got a persian gas mask last nite

by redneck mafia March 16, 2007

Perian

Beautiful, energetic, full spirited, earth child! Perian is a pleasure to be around and have in ones life.

guy 1:"Man i wish i was more intuned with the earth!"
guy 2:"Yeah me too!"
guy 1:"We just need to be more perian"

by spankysmama March 24, 2011

Persian rug doctor

While having intercourse with a woman, the man ejaculates on the floor immediately rubbing the woman's face in it while shouting obscenities at her.

How about you and I head back to your place for a drink and a little Persian rug doctor?

by theben86 December 3, 2014