coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

Debate Pervert

When our position on an issue is no longer based on curiosity and the desire for the truth, but a desire to win a debate. When someone reaches this stage of discourse, there's no need to try and persuade them.

I don't like to talk to conservative pundits and professional opinion havers like Matt Walsh and Ben Shapiro, they're debate perverts. They don't care about the truth.

by Freud's Evil Cousin October 24, 2022

Pervert

A man who thinks he's the greatest thing on earth. He is constantly thinking about sex, uses the words 'Penis,' 'Ho,', 'Bitch,' 'Jizz,' 'Pussy,' and more in daily conversation, and can turn any regular sentence into something sexual. He has no respect for girls at all and looks at them like nothing more than sex toys. He says things like "My bitch was sucking my dick last night."

Guy 1: How's your girlfriend doing?

Pervert: That bitch got boned hard last night!

by BassGuitar546 August 7, 2011

Hippie Commie Pervert

A marxist hippie who is in need of a shower. Often known for having far leftist view points. Many are found without shoes or condoms.

Many wall street protestors are hippie commie perverts.

by Jim H Little December 15, 2011

pervert

guys who are very lonely and are desperately horny that 'violate' a female to gain satisfaction perv

~Brad F.

~Eric C.

Girl: Stop looking down my shirt, you perverts!

by Anonymous Band Geek :P March 8, 2007

pervert

one who spends most of his time in his room at his coputer looking at porn and jcking off. his only source of action from another human is usually sluts who only do them cause they have no morals.

Perve: hey can i touch your boobs
Girl:who the fuck are you
Perve:i'm arnold and your hot.
Girl:SLAP. fuckin perve. go jack off.
Perve:(as she walks away)but i already did that today.

by orange March 13, 2005

Pervert's Cramp

A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.

Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.

by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009