paedo

Short for paedophile. Abuser of children.

"I heard his dad was a dirty paedo"

by gramsci July 24, 2003

O.A.Paedo

The opposite of a paedophile. A person younger than the age of 16, who fancies someone who is over the age of consent.

Person 1: Gary's 14, but he likes OLDER women.
Person 2: Well then, he's an O.A.Paedo.

by Wrayman May 25, 2009

Paedo-Fish

paedophile fish , a human with a fish mouth that sexually harasses 7 th graders.

guy #1 : Dude did you see that Paedo-Fish

guy#2 : dip shit that was just jenna and anna

by G-Nay :D May 1, 2010

paedometer

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.

Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer

by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005

Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.

Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!

by Alan Statham November 11, 2011

Payed

Often used by people who have no grasp of the English language. The correct spelling is "Paid", which is of course the past tense of the word "Pay".

Payed.

Billy was shattered to discover that he had been spelling the word "paid" incorrectly for so many years. Longing for the sweet release of death, he proceeded to swallow a razor blade to escape his shame.

by Ramzy Was Taken December 9, 2008

Spinach pave

a spinach pave is the process in which a man eats spinach before intercourse with a woman, then makes baby green diarrhea on a woman's left buttcheek

"dude, i gave your sister a spinach pave last night"
"fuck you"

by KYXEL76 March 13, 2010