Haggy Parasite

A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.

Haggy Parasite: ''I don't shut up because It makes me look smart''

by I_Define_Words69 May 6, 2014

parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.

It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."

by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007

Paras

1. An admin on MuggleNet Chat.

2. A global moderator on MuggleNet Chat.

3. A friend of everybody on MNC.

4. A tall Indian lad that is currently residing in Canada. He is a college student and barely has time to talk to anybody anymore.

5. An Indian with an iPhone.

Cody: Hey, did you see that?
Paras: What?
Cody: Nevermind, it was you.

by NotCodyAtAllever September 8, 2009

paraskeet

when a man ejaculates on another person's face while parachuting. similar to the word parakeet, but with a completely diffrent meaning.

i was skydiving and totally paraskeeted this bitch.

by matthew gunit December 31, 2006

paras

to grow your hair out to extreme lengths. usually coupled with hyperness and crazyness. also has little pointy ears.

Get your haircut honey, youre becoming a paras.

by Kahlu March 26, 2008

parascope

When a male proceeds to drop his tescticles onto anoter persons eye sockets (consciousness is not an issue) and then place his erect penis on their forehead therefore making it look like the person is looking through a parascope

Man remeber at the party last night when you gave that brod the parascope when she passed out

by Mattyosa October 31, 2007

Patrasha

A trashy white girl named Patricia. She likes to hang out at bars, hotels, and truck stops so she can bang as many married men as possible. She has no standards and no morals. She needs to be the center of attention when any other female is around. She thinks way too highly of herself. In Patricia’s own mind, she’s better than you in every way possible. In all reality, she’s just plain old Patrasha. She’s like the white version of Felicia...but Patrasha probably has many more STD’s and baby daddies.

Patricia is nothing but a white trash hood rat who is trying to sleep with everyone’s husband. It’s no wonder everyone calls her Patrasha.

Well, Patricia found a babysitter...so Patrasha is coming to the bar tonight.

by Cabbage Soup Nazi May 18, 2018