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douche platoon

a band of brothers who all agree to wash out numerous bodily cavities at the same time
The ass weasle douche platoon just entered the club.
by abstyle78 July 31, 2009
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Dan Patton

for example, 'MEOW MOTHER FUCKERS DAN PATTON IS HOT'
by Sparkes_ October 17, 2011
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Ms Patton

The act of someone peeing on someone else's front yard. Usually in a drunken stupor by a female.
Did you see that chick pull a Ms Patton at dude's party the other night?!

I'm going to Ms Patton real quick, I'll be right back.
by stanleywinters December 1, 2011
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Cutey patooty

An adorable, super genuinely sweet person.
My wonderful friend, Hannah, is a cutey patooty.
by JazmyneTheHuman April 2, 2014
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Coral Patton

Coral. Coral is male. Coral, a man chockablock with sexual tendencies. A beautiful man is He. As beautiful as He is, He is also treacherous. F'r this sir shall stealeth thy distaff and coequal thy male through showing thee his masturbation technique as you stare into his Third Eye and Nipple. In order to put down a Coral thou must rip the third nipple so the process remains unfinished. Then you can enjoy Coral Patton with no fear. You may also freely enjoy all 63 of his genitalia. He is never flaccid.
Fucking got Coral Patton’d, he kinda took my soul and I’m in love with all 63 of his genitalia.”

“Dear lord, spawn a Coral Patton near me. No one is able to satisfy me any longer in bed. I’m a man by the way.”
by SidanthisStraightBitches November 14, 2019
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incurable patong herpes

When you share a bottle of water with a ladyboy on bangla road and develop blisters the following days making you wonder if you havent caught herpes & causing you to seek medical advice. Will I be okay?
Poor Aurelien, that Incurable Patong Herpes will never go away.
by chris_77 January 8, 2020
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Patootie Tang

Kistyn: That was an awesome concert Paige! I be sweatin.
Paige: Damn Kristyn your patootie tang got some stank on it!
by Laurion April 21, 2007
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