Parahomopartyboiaphobia

1.paranoid fear that a fag is behind you doing the party boi behind you.
2.fear brought on by a bad memory of homos and a club.

1. Dave, "hey man is there a guy behind me doing the msk dance?
Phil "no, why?"
dave, "i have Parahomopartyboiaphobia."
phil, "thats realy queer"
Dave, "Where? Is he behind me? is he doing the dance?"

by the artist formerly known as alex February 14, 2008

Pussy Pamphlet

A booklet with pictures of pussies, all belonging to hookers, listed along with an address and phone number in case their particular pussy arouses you. They have them arranged in the booklet by culture, amount of public hair, and tightness.

Bernard: Did have a good time with that chick you met out of that pussy pamphlet?

Skylar: Yeah man! I totally did, her pussy looked JUST like it did in the picture, and it was so easy to get a hold of her. It was simply divine. I would totally recommend it to all my friends and family!

by j'dizzlef0evah July 5, 2009

parkhole

A parkhole is a person or entity who registers domains and never uses them, but instead places them into a domain park. This is somewhat akin to cybersquatting.

Those fucking parkholes still won't release the domain I want!

by Exodious June 11, 2006

Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011

parahuman

Someone who displays skills sets or social tendencies that are outside of those of mainstream society. A person that defies social norms but is not a sociopath. Usually a highly intelligent person with a good set of social skills, but who is unwilling to spend too much time with people. The parahuman hates bars and beer pong and prefers to play video games. Also spends large ammounts of time creating and fixing virtually anything electronic or mechanical.

The parahuman fixed my computer in record time.

by Le Kat November 14, 2006

panphobia

Extreme or irrational fear or dislike of kitchenware.

Tom has panphobia, so he has to eat in the restaurant every day.

by MrBober May 15, 2021

Señor Parpage

An excellent superhero whose arch enemy is Batgirl. Señor Parpage has many powers but Batgirl sends her crows to do her dirty work.

Señor Parpage totally owns Batgirl!

by ... March 13, 2005