pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown December 22, 2007

brady parsons

Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he can’t even skate

Brady’s Parsons a fuck

Jeez Brady Parsons you’re fat and slow

by Brthrjrjrb July 29, 2019

Hard-On Pardon

A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.

At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

by SeenNotHeard August 8, 2015

parco

o crap!!! swearing to express sadness or unhappiness

"Parco!" Joe exclaimed when he found out that he lost his laptop.

by oolloo December 5, 2007

tony parsons

the best author ever

cor, that tony parsons is amazing.

by chloeee (: October 20, 2008

pardon my French

See wordexcuse my French/word.

Je can't speak-ay le Frances. Pardon my French.

by Vampiro September 4, 2003

pardon me French

To apologise for using bad language

However not bad language in the sense of French... More like swearing...

Holy shit!

Oh, pardon me French

by Mark Weldon September 16, 2003