Paranoid

The perpetual motion act of not knowing what the hell is going on around you and thinking that you do. Usually resulting in flushing of a perfectly good stash down the toilet to awaiting fish, and then getting busted the day you decide not too!

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that they are not after you.

by LayItOnYou March 18, 2007

Paranoid Supreme

A alternative term for marijuana.

I'm going to buy some Paranoid Supreme after school later wanna burn one?

by ItsCyberWolf November 2, 2016

Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017

Paranjay

the nigga who good at soccer and has mad hoes

Johnny Sins is just like Paranjay

by Bob Jigga January 19, 2021

paranormalia

Blending words of Paranormal and anomalies(or anomalya or anomalia is a Castilian Spanish loanword). It means anomalies while such extra-ordianry activity happens like UFO's, ghost, possessions and other paranormal activity with hesitation to be believe due to someone's doing a hoax behind all of this.

Wow, that's a UFO! I've never seen a red one and it has shape of a grill.

Person 1: Whoa, is that just a silhouette or someone is making a joke?
Person 2: Someone is doing a paranormalia thing, then.

by Romjoy August 26, 2006

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

paranym

Nouns that can be applied to a group of overlapping but not necessarily exclusive objects.

Less precise than a synonym

A euphemism that conceals more than it reveals

Taxonomic names that may be confused due to similarity of spelling.

e.g., car, suv, truck; son, brother, husband

"The paranym 'enhanced interrogation' has been used to deflect the ugly reality of torture."

"Lacey's new vehicle was neither a car nor a truck, so she chose the use the paranymous 'SUV' to describe it."

by camptisam August 6, 2011