Ball parakeet

The act of putting ones balls on someone’s shoulders like a parakeet while saying “ball parakeet!”

Ahmad: “yea I just did a ball parakeet on my girlfriend she seemed to really like it”

by tpih2324 March 3, 2022

Prussian Parachute

When you grab both balls in both hands and spread them apart and start flapping like you jumped out of a plane without a parachute.

When you get to prison, you gotta pull the ol' prussian parachute out on 'em to assert your dominance...

by Mc1rish March 1, 2023

parakeet

Medium to small bird, various species generally closely related to the Parrot species. Regulary misused by Americans who call their budgerigars 'parakeets'.

American: "I have a parakeet"
Me: "Cool, what sort of bird is it?"
American: "A parakeet"
Me: "No dumbass, its a budgerigar."

by Anthony January 7, 2004

parakeet blast

A literal translation from Mexican Spanish pericazo, for a snort of cocaine.

Ricardo offered me a parakeet blast and a Tecante, so we blasted parakeet and drank cerveza.

by dawson. April 21, 2008

parachute pants

A really baggy pair of pants. when you try to run you go slower than usual.

i tried to run the mile but my parachute pants slowed me down and it took an hour.

by J Dawg April 28, 2003

golden parachute

An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.

Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.

by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016

The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009