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Paradox Bar

A bar or club that only lets in regulars. Only a few bars are true paradoxes. Others instead only restricts their audience to regulars on certain weekdays, or between certain times - or a combination of both.
Bouncer: "Sorry, we only let in regulars today. You're not going in."
Non-regular A: "What? How can you be a regular without being let in regularly? This bar is a paradox"
Non-regular B: "Yeah, fucking Paradox Bar"
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C: "Wanna go down to the Havana Club?"
D: "Nah, we'll never get in - it's a Paradox Bar"
by Oby July 25, 2012
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paradox

A meta-state that has a counter-formalistic (aesthetic) beginning and end.

Null value.

True-false metastasis.

Effects linear time from one end; and cyclical time emerges from the other side.

Produces experiences, objects, or events.
A paradox produces objects.
by sandraxine August 29, 2018
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Gates Paradox

Any problem with a Microsoft computer system caused by an inadvertent reboot that can only be fixed for some reason by rebooting again.
My power went out and kicked my desktop. It was all messed up. I rebooted it and now it's clean. It's the fucking Gates Paradox.
by STPotter November 21, 2007
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Samantha Paradox

The thought of oneself being less attractive then one truly is.
Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!

Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.
by Brbgonnagosmoke November 16, 2012
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Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.
"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"
by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017
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Digiorno Paradox

If you get a box of DiGiorno for delivery, is it delivery or DiGiorno.
by Your_boy_54 June 2, 2018
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Retard Paradox

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)
Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Wyates5 April 28, 2019
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