Horse Parade

When you run your partner over naked with a car.

My grandma died when I gave her a horse parade.

by Brendawg69 May 18, 2017

Monster Parade

When a group of men do a conga line while inserting themselves inside the person in front of them.

Ay bro we did a Monster Parade at the bathhouse last night.

by IToppleGovernments September 13, 2021

Soft Parade

When a woman masturbates with her hand

Reena fell asleep under a tree after her soft Parade. The orgasm instantly wore her out.

by J$honey August 15, 2021

goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013

Care Parade

When more than one nurse pushes their medication cart down the hallway of the hospital ward

There went the care parade to live the dream of saving lives.

by pmedic January 27, 2012

Perfume Parade

When someone parades around the house spraying perfume to cover up the smells of the sex they just had.

ERin had a perfume parade before her parents came home to cover up the smells from her previous escapades.

by Spacecowboyi19 July 1, 2018

Piss Parade

Occurs after stopping for a very urgent piss on the side of an abandoned or otherwise empty stretch of road. Suddenly, a long, slow-moving line of traffic appears out of nowhere. This is the piss parade and the best option is to continue pissing as if nothing is wrong.

I hadn't seen any cars for twenty minutes, so it wasn't a surprise when the piss parade appeared as soon as the yellow stream hit the ground.

by willie weewee January 10, 2022