Paki Done

Someone who has a large red spot on there head.

LOOK MAN! that woman over there has a carpet burn on her head, and its gone red!

Man 5: OMG! Its a paki done!

OR,

Oh no, not another paki done, thats just what london needs more of.

by marvin Volseg August 23, 2007

pair

A set of two cards that share the same number or face value.

Two 2's is a bad pair, but two Aces is the best starting hand.

by DapperDanMan May 13, 2005

pakistanley

someone whos heritage lies in pakistan but having been born in england has adopted the white culture and denys their roots

/were you born here or did you move here?
\born here
/oh so youre a pakistanley

by J R R August 30, 2006

pakini

A bikini but without the top.

Yo are you going to the Pakini Grill?

Is that the place where the girls have a bikini without a top?

Yea, brah.

Cool, let's go.

by Hawaiiensis March 14, 2010

Paki nose

Paki nose are peng noses and pakis don't need a nose job and pakis don't need to contour their nose

Your nose is peng is it a paki nose

by myoooisbbdbdb January 30, 2019

paki shower

A water-friendly alternative to a shower perfected by the Pakistani community. Instead of washing one's self when extremely sweaty and/or dirty, the individual simply uses toilet paper as a towel, then sprays deoderant in the hope of disguising their smell and never having to properly clean themselves. The odour is never completely masked, and the smellier the paki, the more highly regarded they are by their bretheren.

(After playing football all lunch)
Ricky: "Vishal, get me a coke and some toilet paper"
...after using the toilet paper to dry off...
Akshay "here, i stole this deoderant off a 12 year old for you"
Ricky: "good, now im ready for lessons"

Innocent onlooker: "typical...that paki shower cant cover theyre stench"

by Dushe June 12, 2008

Pakistan

A country full of Indians Muslims who are still confused about their origins even after taking everything from India ans still think they are Arabs,Persians and torrorist.

you mean pakistani so are you running an Indian restaurant.

by Banana9000 November 23, 2021