Packing Heat

When one takes a shit and the projectile travels so fast it splashes toilet water all over you.

After eating two cans of jalapeño frijoles, I was packing heat so bad that I had to use a towel to dry off!

by ElJedesote March 17, 2015

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packing plastic

Using a dildo/vibrator in one's vagina or anus. Refers to insertion of ('packing') the sex toy ('plastic') into the orifice of choice.

1:
"There's a hell of a noise coming from Clare's room. She got a man in there, or is she packing plastic?"

2:
Judy: "Hey Jane. You been gettin' much action recently?"
Jane: "I don't need a man. I slip a rampant rabbit in my snatch, a pocket pleaser up my ass pipe, and I'm away!"
Judy: "Hell, girlfriend! Yo packin' plastic!"

3:
"I'm packing plastic, and that's what makes my life so fucking fantastic."

by Norm Cherry February 11, 2009

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packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008

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Packing founding fathers

To have a lot of money. To carry around a lot of money.

I've been working for six months without a break. I'm going to the strip club to blow off some steam. Are you gonna have a good time, Tim?! Oh yea, I'm packing founding fathers. gotta get that paper, making money, get rich, rich, wealthy, money

by joecoolthefool August 8, 2015

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