rdmn python

A big dick redneck who prefers to fuck his disabled brother.

Joe: what did you do this weekend?
Dominic: well I gave my bro a RDMN python.

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 02, 2017

Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.

Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.

by DikeMugless December 25, 2022

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.

WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock know to ever exist.

Wow! Chandler has a very nice Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012

Python's cage

Slang for open zipper

Steve: Hey dude, XYZ
Jill: whoops! I left my python's cage open again

by mysingingbird May 15, 2015

Penis python

The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning

“Damnit Mike!! Stop being a penis python, and leave some for the ladies!!”

by Bnutz in VA October 12, 2019