pump the porpoise

slang term meaning to masterbate

when i get home i'm gonna pump the porpoise tonight!

by G60Corrado March 29, 2005

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).

Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."

by Totty is a sex pest March 3, 2009

pump n grind

when something is pushed or lifted over another area part position up and down until a vacuuming of air suction pressure is applied = pump, when something slides back forth over another area part in which it rubs with friction = grind, with sex, Pump would be the part of a woman action with the genital or any private area of her bottom between her legs using another bodily part of a partner to create a vacuum effect so that area the private part it is is on, simulates penetration in a hump motion of that area she has it on. Sexually for Grinding, is the act of make a horizontal friction to stimulate surface skin feeling friction with her genital, like something entering her private parts, such as some ones hand fondling her insides, like a g-spot in a vagina or reaming of the anus/asshole without penetration, by sliding her private part back and forth over her partner, usually the partners limb edges or mostly with their face or head, this is an act usually done by what is also called face sitting or facesitting or an act known as tibbing with two same genital of their vaginas results to what = grind or grinding. When combined word action = Pump N Grind(ing)

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by ctk define January 9, 2015

Pump Shotty

In Most online FPS's there is generaly a pump action 12 gauge. This gun is usualy slow and inaccurate. In counter strike, this weapon if killed by it is a humiliation.

HOLY SHIT! that guy just got fucking pwned by a pump shotty!

by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

Pump Hole

Anus hole

The pump hole is ready, I need to go lay a baby's arm, I hope it's not the hot foam again, I've been eating mutton stew with the Abo's again

by Reggie71 January 18, 2011

Pump yo brakes

to stop what you are doing

I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'

by C-MUNN July 15, 2010

Pump ya homo brakes

Whenever a straight person stops themself in the mist of a gay act or statement.

Matt: He has a nice body, look at how his skin glows under the moon light

Jacob:Dude! pump ya homo brakes

by jacob&matt got jokes August 11, 2010