pooch pounder

a sick mother fucker that fucks his bestfriends dog and jacks off with his dad and is the defination of stupid

"do you have any apple jelly" imma be the pooch pounder today

by justin big tits October 26, 2011

flounder pounder

a guy that has sex with fat girls.

Damn, did you see Mike's new girlfriend? He's such a flounder pounder.

by helloxlove May 21, 2005

Piss Pounder

Someone who bothers you in a general fashion; more specifically, someone who is always trying to make witty little comments or jokes that are more annoying than funny.

Todd- " I hope Tiger Woods wins the Masters. His ethnicity is good for golf."

Brandon- " Shut the hell up, you piss pounder."

by Sports Fan 211 April 12, 2011

113 pounder

A piece of shit, they suck at wrestling and are terrible friends

Oh god it’s a 113 pounder

by Absher23 January 06, 2018

ground pounder

a grotesque massive dildo, that is large enough to shake the earth.

"Hey Kelly, break out the ground pounder and rip me a new one!"

by Scott M Mercer Jr January 25, 2008

quarter pounder

a fat four ounces of marijuana. Not a fine female, not a burger- pot. reefer. kill. bud. fire. smoke me out scotty!!!!!!!!

That ain't a joint. That's a toothpick. I got your joint- Led Zepplin!! Quarter Pounder!!!

by Elysa August 26, 2004

panty pounder

A person who finds a relatively large amount of enjoyment in pounding girls' panties. Another way to describe the act of humping.

Josh is such a panty pounder! All he does all day is hump girls.

by 1DE October 02, 2009