pissed

Meaning Drunk;
as in piss drunk

I was so pissed last night I passed out on my front lawn

by Necey January 21, 2005

Dunwoody Pissed

The ultimate level of being pissed off.

Frown often, get good deals on cars but still be pissed off all the time.

When you are sawing logs in your sleep, only to be woken up in the middle of the night, having to get up to go to the bathroom in only your underwear, super pissed.

*Also to be a piece of shit.

1. (While operating a Hi-Lo/Forktruck)

- "I thought I told you not to put that there!" Now I'm Dunwoody pissed, so I'm gonna speed away pissed off. Watch my shit hair blow in the wind as I throw some rocks in your face with the tires of my Hi-Lo.

2. (While sawing logs in your sleep)

- I was trying to get some God damn sleep! Now I've gotta get up in only my white underwear and go to the bathroom. Slamming doors open and closed, super Dunwoody pissed. Watch my shit hair blow in the gust of wind I have created by slamming doors.

by D.R.7 June 11, 2011

pissed

catagorized in "England" as being realy drunk, or by "the rest of the world" as being very angry.
this is incorect as english people have been being pissed (drunk) or being pissed at (angry/very angry) people for more than 1000 years.
the words and spelling might be differrent but the attitude, temper, emotion and disposition (depending on the state of sobriety) are the same.

pissed

by Rippedd June 18, 2009

pissed off

Originating from a mountaineering slang - a climber following the leader on a steep slope would have to put-up with it if the person above needs to relieve himself.

Pissed off - an unpleasant experience that one cannot do anything about.

Greg was pissed off to hear his letter of appointment was lost in the post.

by Arty April 18, 2005

Pissed On

Adjective:The feeling that is worse than being pissed off.If your pissed off your seeing red,if your pissed on everyone in the room is already dead including the EMT's
police,Marines and small animals that happened to be in the room.

Jim:Did you here about that 500 body count in that foam baseball bat massacre?
Bob:Oh man that guy must have been pretty pissed on!

by Capt.Aggro February 1, 2009

pissed up dan

The state Dan gets into after a pint

dan + pint = pissed up dan

by someone November 18, 2004

pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004