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Get the fuck me please mug.An interesting way of pleasuring urself in the bathtub. Put faucet on full blast, medium to warm temperature, place private area (mainly girls) under faucet
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by Urban Dictionary January 26, 2004
Get the Bitch Please mug.A cliche phrase or saying that is rarely ever used in conversational English, but appears in bad prose, film, and television. Originated with the phrase, "I want to please you," usually said in terrible b-movies by a female attempting to engage a male in sex. The term is usually used in the pejorative, to mock or insult someone's speech or writing.
"You're all wet."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."
"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
"I guess, but that was a total pleaseme."
"Man, that is such a pleaseme."
"I could buy and sell you!"
"Could you try using an insult that wasn't such a pleaseme?"
"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?"
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by Talmanes November 10, 2005
Get the pleaseme mug.Strictly speaking, a pledge brother is any person that is going through the same pledgeship as yours within a certain fraternity. And, they are in the same graduating class. They are the ones you bond the most with, and they are usually the ones that got your back for the rest of your life. Shit goes down when someone tries to mess with any of them. Their relationship is similar to that of a blood brother.
Joe: Honestly, if anyone happens to mess with my pledge brothers, they're fucked.
Mike: Yeah, same here. We're brothers in the bond.
Mike: Yeah, same here. We're brothers in the bond.
by Fraternity brother November 16, 2011
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Get the please kill me mug.A popular website that accepts submissions by the general population in the form of a letter starting with "Dear......"
"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.
"Please......." ending in "Sincerly.....". Often a humurous or cynical comment on popular cuture or current events. Incourages procrastination.
I was on "dear blank please blank" the other day and I read the funniest thing.....
Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
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Dear God,
We could have sworn you said the ark left at 5....
Sincerly, Unicorns
haha
by ProcrastinationPro October 21, 2010
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