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Picard maneuver

What Capt. Picard did to defeate the Ferangi.
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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picard poke

When a bald man like Picard sticks his huge shiny melon into a mother's huge gape who moments before has expelled her newborn.
"Hey, babe, after Junior comes out, lemme picard poke that sweet gash."
by Hank "Hefty" Hoolie August 16, 2003
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picasso

I wish I was a Picasso.
by acso man March 6, 2009
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picachu

Have a good time, but stay away from the yellow picachu's!!
by horsefly October 10, 2005
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picasso pants

Underwear that is too small for their owner, making them look as if they have 4 bum cheeks.
Dude, she's got some picasso pants on!
by x_Jasper February 5, 2008
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Picasso'd the toilet

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.
by DocAshe October 6, 2011
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bloody picasso

A sexual maneuver typically containing a male and a female, or two females, depending upon which way you swing. Unfortunately this act cannot be performed by two males. One of the women, must be on her period and using a tampon.After using the tampon for several hours, the other participant removes the tampon with either their hand or teeth, and then continuously smacks the bloody, dirty, soiled tampon upon the others chest.
Jesse: Yo man, word got around that yo gurls on hur period.

Steve: Hellz yah bro. We finna do that bloody picasso.
by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009
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