Pet a Freshman Day

Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.

Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???

Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!

by Jcon (THEE original creator!) June 9, 2011

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pet names for genitalia

what a guy calls his penis.

some pet names for genitalia are giant one eyed monster, johnson, mini me, piece of meat, stick, chickmagnet, pecker, woody, my third leg, etc.

by ninjadan April 16, 2006

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Pet the Larry

Playing with a hairy scrote.

I pet the Larry when I see a big fat chode in my face.

by Larry petter January 26, 2009

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pet whore

someone and/or animal that requires your undivided attention and/or touch.

My cat is such a pet whore, she climbs and sits on me until i pet her.

by kgish January 13, 2009

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pet drop-off

The act of ditching your current pet at your parent's house because you are tired of it and want to get a new one. Pet drop-offs are most commonly executed by kids who have parents that are pushovers.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what happened to your suicidal beagle?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know playa, I had to leave him at my parent's right quick. I wanted to get these two cats anyway."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that's harsh. You said goodbye after all those years by doing a pet drop-off? Damn!"

by westfalia April 14, 2010

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